There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...