What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...