What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
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Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Princess Diana alive?!
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A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing…
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee’s application and notices...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...