Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Even more Bumper Stickers!
Heart Attacks…God’s Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel...
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...