Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...