A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!