Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...