Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game…
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...