Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Nite before Xmas – Net Style!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...