Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...