You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Can you relate to this!
Can any of you relate to these “addiction” quips? I sure can The last...