Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!