Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Computers are male
|Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...