Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...