Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...