Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...