A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...