IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...