Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
A man’s translations
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...