A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……