Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...