Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
What Is A Penis
On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...