tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
The Feline Diet
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Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...