No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
Did you hear about the blond?
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Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...