Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...