At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...