A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...