Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...