Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
10 Way to know if you have PMS
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1. Everyone around you has an attitude...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...