My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
Windows 95
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The job security quiz
|The job security quiz will help judge how long you’ll end up at your...