Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...