Giving Cats Pills
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Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
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Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
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Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...