A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Here’s Little Johnny!…
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate...
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...