Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Need a new lawyer
|Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you...
Work Environment
Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee)...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...