Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...