Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...