IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
More of the world’s shortest books!
A new list of the “World’s Shortest Books”:STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...