Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Top ten tips to know if you have PMS
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You’re adding chocolate chips to...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...