Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...