Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...