Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look…
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...