Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...