Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!