Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...