No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...