Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
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Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...