Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...