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On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Ant jokes 01
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Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
Point Of View
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Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
Car Acronyms
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