yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...