How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...